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May
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January

I go out of my way to check out a girl's...

Don’t lie, chicas. We do it in magazines, what’s so wrong about doing it irl?
Dec 2nd

Jesse McCartney now > Jesse McCartney...

Dec 2nd
“I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out...”
— George Carlin
Dec 1st
9gag: tumblr. is a bottle of wine
Dec 1st
9gag: Unamerican Graffiti
Dec 1st
Listen Listen
inothernews: grace-notes: Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal OMG MEMORIES
Nov 30th
“The most savage controversies are those about matters as to...”
— Bertrand Russell
Nov 30th
forca: Buffy: Tell me you love me. Spike: I love you. You...
Nov 30th
(via appleonastick)
Nov 30th
List of misquotations - Wikipedia
Nov 30th
apsies: brooklynmutt: via
Nov 30th
laidbare: mr—smith: sweetchildren: fuckyeahahsatan: ...
Nov 30th
appleonastick: sugarcookies-x: foreverisfine: ...
Nov 29th
(via sircouragewolf) TRUTH
Nov 29th
apsies: The 29 Best Chalkboard Gags In “Simpsons” History...
Nov 29th
9gag: alcohol is the best
Nov 28th
Warch Watch
Purple Pills | D12
Nov 28th
“Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman...”
— Oscar Wilde (via...
Nov 28th
fuckyeahslightlyamusing: juliasegal: updown: ...
Nov 28th
“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to...”
— Fred Allen
Nov 28th
Average Wizard!
Nov 28th
thedailywhat: Flickr Pool of the Day: Thanksgiving plates...
Nov 27th
appleonastick: acrossoceans: Captain fine is actually a...
Nov 27th

"She laid a lovely long white arm upon...

katiebakes: Whoa, Roald Dahl wrote for Playboy!?
Nov 27th
tristn: (via ginandphonics)
Nov 27th
thedailywhat: Trufax. [via.]
Nov 27th
50 Amazing Realistic CG Portraits
Nov 27th

No need to assume I'm Chinese just...

fuckers
Nov 27th
9gag: Skeleton
Nov 26th

Thomas Jefferson thought the concept of...

ohyeahfacts: Fuck you Jefferson. Fuck you. (source) So I’m gonna go ahead and agree with...
Nov 26th
forca: Tumblr should extend the photo upload count if you run more than one blog. Js. yes.
Nov 26th
fuckyeahslightlyamusing: Technologically Impaired Duck |...
Nov 25th
9gag: Fuck your smartphone
Nov 25th

So the Hess Truck transformed into the...

Nov 25th
Listen Listen
Digital Get Down | Nsync This song is dirtier than I remember it: “We’re gettin nasty...
Nov 25th
(via forca)
Nov 25th
“Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody...”
— Nick Diamos
Nov 25th
fuckyeahslightlyamusing: LSD vs Alcohol vs Tree | WallOut
Nov 25th
Seven Deadly Sins (By State)
Nov 25th

Hugh Laurie interview about Cameron

appleonastick: wounded-hearts: Graham: “When is House…final question for you….gonna have an on...
Nov 25th
borderlineinsanity: GQ December ‘Men of the Year’ Covers
Nov 24th
notthatkindagay: irishmexi: newsweek: What Jamaica and...
Nov 24th
(via malfoyy) Harry Potter, the character, is lame. I know...
Nov 24th
(via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)
Nov 24th
fuckyeahslightlyamusing: Celebrity Pictures, Lol Celebs...
Nov 24th
fuckyeahsmallville: (via livinginchaos) hahaha, why do i...
Nov 24th
forca: (via curiousgirl) LOL this is us.
Nov 24th

10 Annoying Phrases that Serve No...

10. It is what it is This newcomer is the epitome of an ear-grating phrase that means nothing. 9....
Nov 24th
swas: RGB (via tardisxnoodles, bip, motiblog)
Nov 24th

Never would I have thought that Britney...

boredintheburbs: I am such a great friend for putting up with this. Spice Girls should ALWAYS...
Nov 24th
thedailywhat: Cyanide and Happiness.
Nov 23rd
Warch Watch
inothernews: srsly: 25 Years of Oprah Screaming Celebrities’ Names Heh, this is awesome.
Nov 23rd

Top 10 most annoying Americanisms

appleonastick: 1. “Happy Holidays.” Translation: “Merry Christmas but I realise you might be...
Nov 23rd
fuckyeahslightlyamusing: thesavagelife: bahahahaha
Nov 23rd

Google is back to normal on my computer

carry on
Nov 23rd
this is what i see. somebody please tell me they see this...
Nov 22nd

SO WHY DID GOOGLE CHANGE?

Nov 22nd
laidbare: (via queserasara)
Nov 22nd
9gag: Big hands
Nov 22nd
(via appleonastick)
Nov 22nd
(via palahniukandchocolate)
Nov 22nd
fuckyeahpotter: albustumbledore: brennadaugherty: ...
Nov 22nd
I have a literary crush on this man
Nov 21st
Guy marries video game
Nov 21st
Company of Myself
Nov 21st

I judge people by what email provider...

Nov 21st
inothernews: BOUNDLESS LOVE Sister Angelita holds...
Nov 21st
forwhenifeellikesharing: Carmilla blew Dracula out of the...
Nov 21st
9gag: Color blindness
Nov 21st
9gag: Fuck you and…
Nov 21st

In 2004, 317 people were bitten by rats...

fuckyeahnyc: ohyeahfacts: (Final Exits, the illustrated encyclopedia of how we die by Michael...
Nov 21st
forca: (via fuckyeahtomfelton)
Nov 21st
Theme Park Maps
Nov 20th
Listen Listen
forca: curiousgirl: Britney Spears - I’m a Slave 4 U
Nov 20th
boredintheburbs: k-troll:absentimental: I think this is...
Nov 19th
9gag: The truth about user pictures
Nov 19th
fuckyeahvoldemort: whoareyounow: i wrote my name as...
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
Nov 17th
swas: Popular TV shows posters by Albert Exergian (via...
Nov 16th
“They certainly give very strange names to diseases.”
— Plato
Nov 16th

life ain't easy for a boy named...

ragbag: from time to time, my old pal—who is a resident in an undisclosable hospital in the great...
Nov 16th
White Noise
Nov 16th
appleonastick: CHRIS IS GQ’S “MAN OF THE YEAR” FOR...
Nov 16th
YAY!
Nov 15th

Whatchu doin?

correct answer receives satisfaction
Nov 15th
100 Books that Defined the Noughties
Nov 15th
“Most popular smartphones. Unlike Verizon, AT&T offers...”
— Whoa! AT&T has had enough...
Nov 15th
9gag: Snakey haha aw
Nov 15th
9gag: Google Wave - How it really works
Nov 15th
9gag: Lots & Lots of Work
Nov 15th
doodlepipski: (via livejamie)
Nov 15th
Warch Watch
apsies: annelisegraceless: Ingrid Michaelson covers “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”
Nov 15th

i use my laptop as a heating pad when i...

Nov 14th

fuck you, uterus. fuck you

Nov 14th
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people...”
— Neil Coward
Nov 14th
Report: Yankees Trademarked 'Yankees Suck'...
Nov 14th
laidbare: (via sneakerheadz)
Nov 14th
9gag: This Poster is Readable
Nov 14th

AY! where da party at?

Nov 14th
yerawizardharry: flickflickflicker: (via thedailywhat)
Nov 14th
borderlineinsanity: eatyourflowers:ilyanep: trapeze: ...
Nov 14th
forca: micheldacruz: Enough shit is enough. I’m not only...
Nov 14th

When I first heard "Cisco: The Human...

no joke.
Nov 13th
savefork8t: (via abhor)
Nov 13th
9gag: Shades
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
borderlineinsanity: A Million Questions - Jay Z “All I got for chicks is hard dick and bubble...
Nov 13th

Williamsburg museum seeks the first-ever...

talesfromthemta: Calling all G train beauties! Do you have what it takes to be “Miss G Train?” A...
Nov 13th
(via forca)
Nov 13th
Hypercorrection
Nov 12th
“I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a...”
— Umberto Eco
Nov 12th
Vote for HBP at People's Choice Awards
Nov 12th
appleonastick: watermelonsorbet: PHD Comics: Ninjas vs....
Nov 12th
appleonastick: rabbyte: oldfilmsflicker: baccarati: ...
Nov 12th
oh, good.
Nov 11th
10 Geeky Laws That Should Exist But Don't
Nov 11th
10 Weird Facts from the 1768 Encyclopaedia...
Nov 11th
“I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it...”
— Mitch Hedberg
Nov 11th
yerawizardharry: secondstar05: (via kanyegate) oh god
Nov 11th
9gag: My Hobby
Nov 11th
Listen Listen
forwhenifeellikesharing: Owl City - “Fireflies” /The Postal Service
Nov 11th
fuckyeahstrangefinds: The world’s smallest mother is about...
Nov 11th
thedailywhat: Everything Old Is Old Again of the Day: ...
Nov 11th

Dear Stranger

iampoetry: Dear stranger, Who are you? Are you the man with the broken shoe? The one who bathes...
Nov 11th
Warch Watch
The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)
Nov 10th
Warch Watch
MILEY CYRUS says : “i don’t know any jay-z songs. i don’t listen to any POP...
Nov 10th
Nov 10th
“I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.”
— Michael Crichton
Nov 9th
FUCK YEAH MATH
Nov 9th

20 reasons why Chocolate is better than...

forca: You can GET chocolate. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning...
Nov 9th
Listen Listen
inothernews: bust a move | young mc
Nov 9th
laidbare: (via grindlebone)
Nov 9th
9gag: Sorry
Nov 9th
swas: Spaghetti packaged as a 3D model of the Chrysler...
Nov 9th
Warch Watch
apsies: Butch Walker covers Taylor Swift’s You Belong with Me LOVE THIS better than the original
Nov 9th
notthatkindagay: tlbb: This is how you attempt to win as...
Nov 9th
(via tristn) haha
Nov 9th
notthatkindagay: It’s Time to Innovate
Nov 9th
yerawizardharry: quetard: (via lablayn)
Nov 9th

MILEY CYRUS IS AN ANDROID

MILEY SMASHHHH
Nov 9th
“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because...”
— Paul Fix
Nov 8th
(via forca) ha
Nov 8th
“My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with...”
— Benjamin Disraeli
Nov 8th
Tumblr dislike does exist
Nov 8th
Weird Stuff McDonald's Sells Around the World
Nov 7th
9gag: Cutting onions does not make me cry (sometimes)
Nov 7th
New firefox plugin will let you dislike...
Nov 7th
“I don’t feel a day over 6!”
— Big Bird, on kicking off...
Nov 7th

When there's a typo in your post and...

(via whatannoysus) When I was writing this, I sat there for like five minutes trying to decide...
Nov 7th

Every time I add a new friend on...

Nov 7th
HAHA
Nov 7th
sunnyspeaks: theblindgekko: well now, fuck you too mr...
Nov 7th
“It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are...”
— Carl Sagan
Nov 7th
appleonastick: wizkid:2UP | Your daily spare time...
Nov 7th
thedailywhat: Big Fat Whale.
Nov 7th
Listen Listen
appleonastick: arseniccupcakes: ninetieskid: ninetiesmusikid: Stop ll Spice Girls Stop...
Nov 7th
fuckyeahnyc: Brooklyn (;
Nov 7th
forca: mccormeck:mmmegan:
Nov 7th
9gag: Love
Nov 7th
“The bastard stepchild of the Hershey Miniatures pack.”
— this list on Mr. Goodbar
Nov 6th
“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
— Fran Lebowitz
Nov 6th
forca: (via love-less)
Nov 6th
Listen Listen
forca: glitteringcloud9: One Republic- Stop and Stare
Nov 6th
lol
Nov 5th

Reblog if you think the series would...

yerawizardharry: thegirlwhobreakthings: (via fuckyeahvoldemort) I hope this is a joke. Otherwise...
Nov 5th
“What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one...”
— Havelock Ellis
Nov 4th
50 Years of the Most Popular Christmas Toys
Nov 4th
“the boys i mean are not refined they go with girls who buck...”
— E.E. Cummings (via iampoetry)
Nov 4th
100 Essential Reads for the Lifelong Learner
Nov 4th
thedailywhat: Sad, Hairless Bear Is Sad of the Day:...
Nov 4th

When work seems over whelming

on-it: remember that your going to die
Nov 4th
thedailywhat: Rebecca Morse.
Nov 4th

floke mowthede

wordjournal: adjective • Having a mouth like a flounder
Nov 4th
25 Best Costumes at 09 NYC Marathon
Nov 4th
“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.”
— Rita Mae Brown
Nov 4th
forca: (xthegiveristheshitx) Kordeza...
Nov 4th
(via forca) I LOL’D /still hot
Nov 4th
thegrammarnazi: thekeri: jesuismilena: hoppzor: dear...
Nov 4th
Warch Watch
boredintheburbs: Ellen Degeneres scares Taylor Swift. I love scaring people. HAHAHA
Nov 3rd
laidbare: superheroickk: Darth Droid’s Terror Is...
Nov 3rd
“Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by...”
— Jane Austen
Nov 3rd
8 Tips for Being Assertive Without Being...
Nov 3rd
forca: tutat:lickystickypickyme: Physicists discover...
Nov 3rd
Listen Listen
forca: Cupid - 112
Nov 3rd
doodlepipski: Comics - Explosm.net HAHA aww:(
Nov 3rd

Things that often intrigue me more than...

the tags
Nov 3rd
“What good is wisdom if your resolve to use it is weakened by...”
— The Garden of Last Days, Andre...
Nov 3rd

hot bod. b - o - d for me. check out...

Nov 3rd

ah, the smell of self-righteous hipster...

omegleshit: Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger:...
Nov 2nd
Youtube Comment Generator
Nov 2nd
toroortiz: harryfuckingpotter: this photo has so much...
Nov 2nd
tristn: I love those moments of insight. (via...
Nov 2nd
Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support
Nov 2nd
thedailywhat: Doghouse. trufax
Nov 2nd
“It seems to me that we can’t explain all the truly awful...”
— Sharon Creech, Walk Two Moons...
Nov 2nd
Warch Watch
Lois and Clark FINALLY kiss. Been waiting for this forever.
Nov 2nd
“Spunk turns to sassy turns to bitch turns to whore”
— The Garden of Last Days, Andre...
Nov 2nd

I HAVE HW TO DO BUT I DON'T WANNA DO IT...

fuuuuuck my lifeeee
Nov 2nd
theduty: …with obviously high self esteem.
Nov 2nd
theduty: THAT’S RACIST!
Nov 1st
“Maybe a church wasn’t the place. There were all those...”
— The Garden of Last Days, Andre...
Nov 1st
Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged
Nov 1st
Listen Listen
appleonastick: wepostmusic:Lily Allen - the Fear (Duke Dumont Remix) I want to be rich, and I...
Nov 1st
9gag: You son of a bitch!
Nov 1st
9gag: Rock Paper Scissors
Nov 1st