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The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:44:45 -0500

The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)

MILEY CYRUS says : “i don’t know any jay-z...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:35:00 -0500

MILEY CYRUS says : “i don’t know any jay-z songs. i don’t listen to any POP music”

or something like that. she definitely said pop.

Photo

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:30:11 -0500

"I am certain there is too much certainty in the world."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:53:27 -0500

“I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.”

- Michael Crichton

FUCK YEAH MATH

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:51:47 -0500

FUCK YEAH MATH:

TRUTH:

i hate math. so. much. and chem, but that’s anther story. i just like contributing to things.

20 reasons why Chocolate is better than Sex

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:28:40 -0500

forca:

You can GET chocolate.

“If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.

Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.

You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.

Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.

You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

Good chocolate is easy to find.

You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

With chocolate size doesn’t matter.

inothernews: bust a move | young mc

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:26:24 -0500

inothernews:

bust a move | young mc

laidbare: (via grindlebone)

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:12:19 -0500

laidbare:

(via grindlebone)

9gag: Sorry

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:10:47 -0500

9gag:

Sorry

swas: Spaghetti packaged as a 3D model of the Chrysler...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:05:50 -0500

swas:

Spaghetti packaged as a 3D model of the Chrysler building

(via szymon)

Noodle building where dreams are made of…?

apsies: Butch Walker covers Taylor Swift’s You Belong with...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:01:11 -0500

apsies:

Butch Walker covers Taylor Swift’s You Belong with Me

LOVE THIS better than the original

notthatkindagay: tlbb: This is how you attempt to win as a...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:49:05 -0500

notthatkindagay:

tlbb:

This is how you attempt to win as a Republican in an extremely liberal district in NC in 2010.

FREEEEEEEEEEDOM! NATION NOW!!!

Best part = the flaming stat counter at the bottom of the page.

(via tristn) haha

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:41:39 -0500

(via tristn)

haha

notthatkindagay: It’s Time to Innovate

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:38:44 -0500

notthatkindagay:

It’s Time to Innovate

yerawizardharry: quetard: (via lablayn)

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:17:46 -0500

yerawizardharry:

quetard:

(via lablayn)

MILEY CYRUS IS AN ANDROID

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:50:07 -0500

MILEY SMASHHHH

"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory."

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:49:34 -0500

“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.”

- Paul Fix

(via forca) ha

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:07:35 -0500

(via forca)

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me."

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:19:20 -0500

“My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.”

- Benjamin Disraeli

Tumblr dislike does exist

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:16:37 -0500

Tumblr dislike does exist